TEACHER:
Which Book Has Helped U Most In Your Life..??
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STUDENT:
My Father’s Cheque Book ..;-)

Nafsiat Ka Practical:

Professor Ne 1 Choohe K Liye
1 Taraf Cake Or 1 Taraf Choohia Rakhi.

Chooha Foran Cake Ki Taraf Lapka.
Dosri Bar Cake Badal K Roti Rakhi To Chooha Roti Ko
Lapka.

Yun Bar Bar Food Item Badla
Per Chooha Her Bar Khane Ki Taraf Bhaga.

Prof:
Bus
Sabit Hua K Bhook Hi Sab Se Bari Taqat Hai.

Last Row Se Ek Student Bola:

“Sir Ek Bar
Choohia B Badal K Dekh Lete” :-”)

Teachr:
Us Bomb Ka Naam Bataiye Jo
Pakistan Ne India Par Phenka
Tha Aur India Ne Usey Pencil
Ki Tarhan Bana Dia?

Students:
Adnan SAMI….

Teacher:
Main Ne Subha Ko Khoobsurat Larki Dekhi
Iss Ka Future Tense Batao?

Student:
Mai Kal Tak Wo Larki Phassa Loonga

Aik Nursery CLASS Ka Bacha:
Ma’am Main Aap Ko Kaisa Lagta Hun?

Madam:
Oh, Very SWEET..

BACHA Apnay Dost Se:
Dekha, Maine Kaha Tha Na Line Marti Hai.

A Teacher Asked:
What Is Forgiveness?

A  Little Girl Gave Dis Lovly Reply:
It’s Da Wonderful Smell
Dat A Flower Gives
When It Is Being Crushed
My Life

Teacher:
Pani Ka Formula Btao

Studnt:
H2cl+Mgsau+
Nack+Zno+H2s
+O

Teacher:
Ye Kya Hai?

Studnt:
Ye Liyari Ka Pani Hai.

Teacher:
Pani Ka Formula Btao

Studnt:
H2cl+Mgsau+
Nack+Zno+H2s
+O

Teacher:
Ye Kya Hai?

Studnt:
Ye Liyari Ka Pani Hai.

Teacher:
Jawani Aur
Burhape Me Farq Btao…?

Student:
Jawani Me Mobile Me
HASEENO
K Numbers Hote Hain,
Aur Burhape Me
HAKEEMO K 

Teacher:
Sach Aur Veham Main Kya Faraq Hai?

Student:
Aap Jo Hamein Parha Rahi Hain
Wo Sach Hai.

Ham Parh Rahe Hain
Ye Ap Ka Veham Hai.

Teacher:
Gharebi Ki Had Kya Hai?

Student:
Jab 1 Larki 2 Rupay Main Kiss Dene Ko Tayar Ho
Aur Aap Ke Paas Sirf 1 Rupiya Ho

Teacher:
Now, Children
If I Saw A Man Beating A Donkey
And Stopped Him
What Virtue Would I Be Showing?

Student:
Brotherly Love!

A MBBS Student
First Time Enter The Operation Theater For Operation

After Operation, He Came Out And Prayed:
Ya Allah
Pehla Gift Bejha He
Qabool Karna