Ek Admi Ne Tang Aa K Kaha
“Is Zindagi Se To Maut Hi Achi He

Ek Dum Farishta Aya Or Kehne Laga
K Me Tumko Lene Aya Hun

Admi:
“Lo Ab Insan Mazak Bhi Na Kare

A New Vaccum Salesman Knocked On The Door.
A Lady Opened It.
Before She Could Speak, The Salesman Rushed Into The Living Room

And Emptied A Bag Of Cow Shit On The Carpet.

Salesman:
Madam, If I Couldn’t Clean This Up
With My New Powerful Vaccum Cleaner,
I’ll Eat All This Shit !

Lady:
Do You Need Chilli Sauce With That?

Salesman:
Why Madam?

Lady:
Because There’s No Electricty In The House.

Moral:
Zyada Over Nai Hona Chahye:-P

A Trainee On His 1st Day
In A Company Dialed Cafeteria & Shouted Into The Phone.
“Get Me A Cup Of Coffee, Quickly”

The Voice From The Other Side Responded.
“You Fool, You’ve Dialed The Wrong Extension,
Do You Know Who You’re Talking To?”

Trainee:
No!

“Its The MD Of The Company,
You Idiot!”

Trainee:
(Shouted Back) & Do You Know Who You’re Talking To?

M.D:
(Angrily) No!

“Thank God”
Replied The Trainee & Puts Down The Phone…;-)

Grandpa & Grandma Alwayz Get Exited
When They Recall Their Old Days When They Were Young.

They Made A Decision To Live Those
“OLD DAYS Once More.”

They Planned A DATE
On The River Bank
They Used To Go When They Were Young.

The Next Day Grandpa Got Up At 6am
In The Morning, & Went To The Bank, Picked Up
A Big Bunch Of Wild Flowers Before Sunrise, Waited There For His Sweetheart To Come.

But Grandpa Ended In Disappointment,
Grandma Never Showed Up Even After Sunset.

Grandpa Went Home In Such Anger.
He Opened The Door, Seeing Grandma
Lying On The Couch With Pillow In Her Arms.

He Threw The Flowers On The Floor & Questioned,
Why Did’nt U Come To Our DATE?

Grandma Hide Her Head
In The Pillow And Replied Shyly:
.
.
.
.
.
.
MOM Did’nt Allow Me To Go

A Joke Explaining A Bitter Reality..
Bush & Obama Were Sitting In A Bar.

A Guy Asks:
Wat R U Planning?

Bush:
Planning World War III

Guy:
Really?

Whts Going To Happen?

Bush:
Well, This Time We Are Going To Kill
140 Million Muslims And KATRINA KAIF

Guy: Katrina Kaif..?
Why To Kill Katrina?

Bush Turns To Obama And Says:
“See, I Told You
No One Would Worry About 140 Million Muslims!!”

Little Johnny Was Sitting On A Bench
Eating Sweets One After The Other.

Man Sitting Nearby:
People Who Eat So Many Sweets
Dont Live Long.

Johnny:
My Grandpa Died
When He Ws 106 Years Old

Man:
Did He Eat Many Swts?

Jhony:
No He Always Minded His Own Business

1)Musharraf K
Isteefay Pr  Sochta
Hoon Faraz !
Woh To Hushboo Hai Hawaon  Main
Bikhar Jae Ga
Masla Tou MULK  Ka Hai
Jisay Ab Zardari Nigal
Jaey  Ga.

2). 1 Sardaar Ko TELENOR Mein Operator Ki Job
Mil Gai,
Pehli Hi Din
Call Aei,
“Sir !  Meri TELENOR ” Ki Sim
Block Ho Gai Hai”
Sardaar !  Te  Saaleya Tu
U FONE Di Sim Le La.

3). Indian To Pakistani ,
Hamary Pass Shahrukh ,
Amir ,Salman ,Akshay ,Amitabh, Hy
Tumhare Pass Kia Hai?
Pakistani !
Hamare Pass Faraz Hai………

4). Mujay Us Shahs Se Bohat Pyar Hai FARAZ,
Jo Masjid Mei Kehta Hai
Rozay Walio Roza
Khol Lo.

5). MY Last Wish !
Mujay Jla Dena,
Ya Dfna Dena,
Par Marty Waqt 2 Ghoont
Beer Pila Dena,
Mai Taj Mahal
Nahi Mangta  Yaro Bas
Meri  Qabar Par

Girls Hostel Bana Dena.
6). Girlz Aur Universities
Mein Aik Fact
Common Hai?,
?
?
?
?
?
Apply Har Taraf Krna Chahiye
………Kahee Na Kahee
Chance  Ban He Jaata Hai….

Chor 1 Ghar Mein Chori Karne Gaya

Tijori Par Likha Tha:
TIJORI KO TORNE KI ZARURAT NAHI
440 No
LAGAO AUR SAMNE
WALA LAAL BUTTON DABAO
TIJORI KHUL JAYEGI.

Jaise Hi Button Dabaya
Alarm Bja
Aur POLICE Aagai

Jate Waqt CHOR Malik Se
Bola:
Aaj Mera INSANIYAT SE Aetbaar UTTH GAYA

4 Facts 2 Live Better…
1st “Never Say Sorry 2 D 1 Who Likes U”
2nd “Nevr Say Bye 2 D 1 Who Needs U”
3rd “Nevr Blame D 1 Who Really Trust U”
4th “Nevr 4get D 1 Who Always REMEMBERS U”

Ek Aadmi Raat Ko 3 Baje Utha Or
Tahajjud Parhne K Bad Dua Magte Waqt Bola:

Mere Mola Sab Sorahe Hen Or
Men Teri Ibadat Kar Raha Hoon

To Saath Wali Charpai Se Awaaz Aai:
Batameez Tu Apni Dua Maang
Hamari Q Shikayat Kar Raha He

1 Pakistani Dosray Say:
Yar Kehtay Hain Iss Bar
Jung Computer Say Lari Jai Gi?

2nd:
Haan Misile Computer Say Control Hotay Hain Na ?

1st:
Phir To Hum Jung Haar Jain Gay

2nd:
Wo Kaisay?

1st:
Yar Agr Misile Chalanay Say Pahlay He
Bijli Chali Gayi To?

Angle Said:
I Can’t Be Everywhere To Help U..
So I Created MOTHER…

Devil Replied:
Me Too Can’t Be Everywhere..
So I Created
MOTHER-IN-LAW