Archive for the ‘Parents Children’ Category

Baap Beta Jokes

Friday, November 6th, 2009

Baap:
Beta Is Br Exam
Main Tumny 9O% Lane Hain

Beta:
Nai Me To Is Bar 1OO% Laon Ga

Baap:
Kion Mazaq Kr Rhe Ho?

Beta:
Shoru Kis Ne Kia Tha?

College Ka Mushkil Kam

Wednesday, September 9th, 2009

Father:
Tumne Colege Me Sub Sy Muskil Kam Konsa Sikha

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Son:
Tez Andhi Me 1 Teeli Se 2
CIGERATE Jlana :-)

Father Son Jokes

Monday, August 24th, 2009

Fther To Son:
If U  Dont Pass Ur Exams
This Time
Don’t Call Me DAD

After Some Days

Father:
How Is Ur Result?

Son:
Sorry Bashir Saab

Son Mother Jokes – Ahmed Ke Products

Wednesday, April 15th, 2009

Son:
Mama Kehte He Jo Cheze
Buzurg Kre Unhe Follow Krna Chae

Mother:
Jee Beta

Son:
Tu Mama
Dada Jan Ahmed Ke Products Use Krte The
Hum B Krege

Abbo B Jahannam Me Jae Ge

Saturday, December 20th, 2008

Sunny Ki Amni:
Beta Jo Bacha Baron Ko Salam Nahi Kare Ga
Wo Jahannam Me Jae Ga.

Suny:
Phir To Abbo B Jahannam Me Jae Ge

Ami:
Wo Q Beta

Suny:
Q K Abbo Ne Nana Abbo Ko Salam Nahi Kia

If U Pass In The Exams

Tuesday, October 7th, 2008

Dad:
“If U Pass In The Exams, I’l Will Gift You A Cycle”

Son:
“If I Fail”?

Dad:
“I’ll Will Gift You 10 Cycles”

Son:
“Wow! Wo Kyun”?

Dad:
“To Open A Cycle Shop”

Mai School Nahi Jaonga

Monday, August 11th, 2008

Son:
Mai School Nahi Jaonga

Mom:
Kyun?

Son:
Naukri Kron Ga

Mom:
4TH Class Parhkar Kya Kaam Karoge?

Son:
3rd Class Ki Larkiyon Ko Tution Parhaonga

Let Me See Your Report Card

Wednesday, July 2nd, 2008

Father To Son After Exam:
Let Me See Your Report Card

Son:
My Friend Just Borrowed It
He Wants To Scare His Parents

Photo Me Smart Admi Kaun Hai?

Wednesday, May 21st, 2008

Beta:
Apni Maa Se Purani Album Dekhte Hue
Maa Ye Photo Me Smart Admi Kaun Hai?

Maa:
Beta Ye Tumhare Papa Hai

Beta:
To Hum Iss Ganje K Sath Kyo Rehte Hai ?

THAPPAD Hi Khayega

Sunday, May 18th, 2008

Mom:
Beta Khana Khayega?

Beta:
Na

Mom:
Ladu Khaiyega??

Beta:
Na

Mom:
Ice Cream Khaiyega?

Beta:
Na

Mom:
Baap Pe Gaya Hai
THAPPAD Hi Khayega