Baap Beta Jokes
Friday, November 6th, 2009Baap:
Beta Is Br Exam
Main Tumny 9O% Lane Hain
Beta:
Nai Me To Is Bar 1OO% Laon Ga
Baap:
Kion Mazaq Kr Rhe Ho?
Beta:
Shoru Kis Ne Kia Tha?
Baap:
Beta Is Br Exam
Main Tumny 9O% Lane Hain
Beta:
Nai Me To Is Bar 1OO% Laon Ga
Baap:
Kion Mazaq Kr Rhe Ho?
Beta:
Shoru Kis Ne Kia Tha?
Father:
Tumne Colege Me Sub Sy Muskil Kam Konsa Sikha
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Son:
Tez Andhi Me 1 Teeli Se 2
CIGERATE Jlana
Fther To Son:
If UÂ Dont Pass Ur Exams
This Time
Don’t Call Me DAD
After Some Days
Father:
How Is Ur Result?
Son:
Sorry Bashir Saab
Son:
Mama Kehte He Jo Cheze
Buzurg Kre Unhe Follow Krna Chae
Mother:
Jee Beta
Son:
Tu Mama
Dada Jan Ahmed Ke Products Use Krte The
Hum B Krege
Sunny Ki Amni:
Beta Jo Bacha Baron Ko Salam Nahi Kare Ga
Wo Jahannam Me Jae Ga.
Suny:
Phir To Abbo B Jahannam Me Jae Ge
Ami:
Wo Q Beta
Suny:
Q K Abbo Ne Nana Abbo Ko Salam Nahi Kia
Dad:
“If U Pass In The Exams, I’l Will Gift You A Cycle”
Son:
“If I Fail”?
Dad:
“I’ll Will Gift You 10 Cycles”
Son:
“Wow! Wo Kyun”?
Dad:
“To Open A Cycle Shop”
Son:
Mai School Nahi Jaonga
Mom:
Kyun?
Son:
Naukri Kron Ga
Mom:
4TH Class Parhkar Kya Kaam Karoge?
Son:
3rd Class Ki Larkiyon Ko Tution Parhaonga
Father To Son After Exam:
Let Me See Your Report Card
Son:
My Friend Just Borrowed It
He Wants To Scare His Parents
Beta:
Apni Maa Se Purani Album Dekhte Hue
Maa Ye Photo Me Smart Admi Kaun Hai?
Maa:
Beta Ye Tumhare Papa Hai
Beta:
To Hum Iss Ganje K Sath Kyo Rehte Hai ?
Mom:
Beta Khana Khayega?
Beta:
Na
Mom:
Ladu Khaiyega??
Beta:
Na
Mom:
Ice Cream Khaiyega?
Beta:
Na
Mom:
Baap Pe Gaya Hai
THAPPAD Hi Khayega