Memon:
Pent Ki Silai Kitni Hy?

Tailor:
Rs. 150.

Memon:
Nekar Ki?

Tailar:
Rs. 50.

Memon: Ok.
Nikar Hi See De
Par Lmbai Pairon Tk Rkhna……

1 Memon Kangal Ho Gya
To Usne Apni BV Se Kaha:
Bchon Ko Unki Nani K Ghr Bhej Do
Or Tum Apni Ma K Ghar Chali Jao
Mera Allah Malik
He Me Apny Susral Chala Jata Hun.

“GURBAT Ki Inteha”

Faqeer Memom Say:
5 Rupee Ka Sawal Hay Baba…?

Memon:
Baba Jaldi Say Sawal Batao
Mujhy 5 Rupee Ke
Bohat Sakhat Zarorat Hay..!!!

Memon Ki Bv Bimar Thi
Light Na Hone Ki Waja Se
Usne Candle Jala Di Or Bola:
Doc Ko Lene Jarha Hun
Agar Tumhe Lage K Tum Nahi Bachogi To Plz
Candle Bujha Dena..

1 Memon Hajj Per Gaya
Or Zor Zor Se DUA Mangne Laga

Ya Allah
Mere Saray Gunah Maaf Karday
Warna Mera
2 Lac Wapas Kar De

Memon Ko Current Laga…

Begum Ne Memon Se Poocha:
Kuch Howa To Nahi..?

Memon Bola:
Mujhe Chorr
Bahir Jaa Kar Deakh
“UNIT” Kitne Gire Hai.

Memon:
Pent Ki Silai Kitni Hy?

Tailor:
Rs. 150.

Memon:
Aur Nikar Ki?

Tailor:
Rs. 50.

Memon:
Ok.
Nikar Hi See De
Par Lmbai Pairon Tak Rkhna…

Memon Approach?

An Old Memon Lady Died In USA ,
Where She Was Staying With Her Daughter.

Daughter Made Arrangements
For The Body To Be Sent Back To Pakistan.

On Top Of The Coffin Was A Letter Which Said;

Dear Bhai,

I Am Sending AMMA’s Body To Pakistan,
As It Was Her Wish To Be Buried In Pakistan .

Under AMMA’s Body Are 12 Cans Of Cheese
For Your Little Boy Ali,
10 Packs Of Chocolates
For Your Cute Little Meena
&
8 Packs Of Perfumes For Your Wife.

AMMA Is Wearing A Brand New Pair Of REEBOK Shoes
For Kaasim Bhai And There Two Pairs Shoes Stuffed
On Left-Side Of The Coffin For Jubaida & Jarina.

AMMA Is Wearing 6 Brand New NIKE T-Shirts,
Large One Is For Sattar Bhai
Other Four Are For His Boys.

She Is Also Wearing Two LEVI’S Jeans
For The Boys.

She Is Also Wearing Swiss Made ROLEX Watch
On Her Left Hand For Johra Baji
And Gold Necklace And Earings For Kulsoom Aunty.

If You Need Anything Else
Do Let Me Know,
Because ABBA Is Also Not Feeling Well.

Regards
From Juleikha, Abdul Gafphar & Chokra (Kids)

Memon At Petrol Pump:
Bhai 1rs Ka Petrol Dal Do.

Salesman:
Bhai Itna Sara Petrol
Dalva K Kahan Jana Hai?

Memon:
Jana Kahan Hai
Hm To Aise Hi Paise Urate Hen…

Teacher:
Jo Ander Aane K Liye Sab Se Chota
Sentence Bole Ga
Ussey Gift Mile Ga

Eng Child:
May I Come In?

Urdu Child:
Mai Andr A Skta Ho?

Memon:
Achivina

Memon:
Yeh Kaila(Banana) Kaisay Diya?

Shopkeeper:
1rs.

Memon:
60 Paisa Ka Deta Hai?

S.K:
60 Paise Mein To Sirf Chilka Milega.

Memon:
Ley 40 Paisay
Chilka Rakh Aur Kela Day De

A Memon On His Death Time.
My Wife, Where R U ?
Wife:
Yes, I’m Here

My Sons & Daughters
Ru All Here?
Yes, Papa

Memon:
To Phir Brabar Wale Kamre
Ka Pankha Q Khula Hay ???

:D:D