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Machar Ka Bacha Pehli Bar Urha

admin — Mon, 24 Aug 2009 17:57:48 +0000

Machar Ka Bacha Pehli Bar Urha.
Jab Wo Wapis Aya

To Us K Baap Ny Pucha:
Urh K Kaisa Laga?

He Replied:
Bohat Maza Ayaa,
Muje Dekh K
Har Koi Taaliyan Baja Rha Thaa….

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Khargosh F.Sc Mai

admin — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 05:14:22 +0000

Khargosh K F.Sc Mai Aye 75% Marks

Kachway K 50%

Phr B Kachway Ka Univrsty Mai
Admision Ho Gya

KAISE?

Sports Basis Pe Na Yar
Bachpan Mai Race Nai Jeeta ThaSimilar Posts:

Mouse and Elephant Jokes

admin — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 03:26:32 +0000

2 Choohay Darakht Pe Bethay The
Neechay Se Aik Hathi Guzra
Aik Chooha Hathi Pe Ja Gira
Dosra Chooha Bola

Daba De Salay Ko
Me Bhi Aa Raha Hon…Similar Posts:

3 CHIPKALYAN Deewar Par

admin — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 04:57:49 +0000

3 CHIPKALYAN Deewar Par Ja Rahi Thi,

Ek Ne GANA Sunaya,
Baqi Do GIR GAEEN!

Socho Q?

Aur Socho

Ans:
Q K Baqi Do Ne….

TALYAAN BajainSimilar Posts:

Latest Jokes SMS – Apple Aur Hathi

admin — Thu, 14 May 2009 14:18:59 +0000

Bacha:
Mene Hathi K Samne 12 Apple Rakhe
Usne 11 Khaye Aik Q Nhi Khaya?

Aadmi:
Hathi Ka Pait Bhr Gya Hoga.

Bacha:
Nhi
12wa Apple Plastic Ka Tha.

Acha Dubara Mene Hahti K Samne
12 Apple Rakhe To Us Ne Aik B Nhi Khaya Q?

Aadmi:
Saare
Apple Plastic K Honge.

Bacha:
Nhi Galat
Is Dafa Hathi Plastic Ka Tha.Similar Posts:

Animal Jokes – Mouse To Elephant

admin — Thu, 14 May 2009 13:10:34 +0000

Mouse To Elephant:
2 Din K Liye Apni Kameez Dena.

Elephant:
“Ha….Ha….Ha…..
Pehney
Ga Kya ??”

Mouse:
Nahe,Beti Ki Shadi Hay,
Tent Lagwana Hay..Similar Posts:

Animal Jokes – Loafer Elephant

admin — Thu, 14 May 2009 13:09:24 +0000

A Group Of Elephants Wer Siting On A Street

A Sexy Femal Elephant Pases By Them
Then A
Loafer Elephant Said.
Wow!

Wat A Figure!!
3600-2400-3600.Similar Posts:

Funny Jokes – Elephant n Banana

admin — Mon, 20 Apr 2009 08:21:24 +0000

An Elephant Has 5 Bananas N He Is Hungry,
But He Doesnt Eat Da Bananas.Y?

Cuz Da Bananas R Made Of Plastic.

Next.Q

Da 5 Bananas R Real
Bt Yet Da Elephant Does Nt Eat It.Y?

Coz Da Elephant Is Made Of Plastic.

Hahahaha.
Nvr Gv Up.

1 More Q.

Now,

Both Da Elephant N Da Bananas R Real,
Bt Yet He Cant It.Y?

Cuz Da Bananas R In Da TV.

Ooops!!!
Cool Down

Both Da Elephant N Da Bananas R Real N In Da TV,
Bt Yet He Cant Eat It.Y?

Cuz They R On Difrnt Chanels.

Hehehehehe..

Ok Sory!

Both Da Elephant N Da Bananas R Real N In Da TV N On Da Same Chanel,
Bt Cant Eat It Yet.Y?

Cmon Think

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Hathi Plastic Ka Tha

admin — Mon, 02 Mar 2009 12:21:09 +0000

Bacha:
Maine Hathi K Samne
12 Kailay Rakhe Usne 11 Khaliay
1 Q Nhi Khaya?

Admi:
Hathi Ka Pait Bhr Gaya Hoga.

Bacha:
Nahi
12wa Kaila Plastic Ka Tha.

Acha Dubara
Maine Hathi K Samne 12 Kailay Rkhe
To Usne Aik B Nhi Khaya Q?

Admi:
Saray Kailay
Plastic K Hongay?

Bacha:
Nahi Ghalat.
Is Dafa Hathi Plastic Ka Tha.Similar Posts:

Ye Kon Si Bari Baat Hay

admin — Tue, 10 Feb 2009 16:03:59 +0000

3 Choro Saath Mein Bethay Hotay Hain

1st One:
Yaar Main Itni Garam Chaye(Tea) Peeta Hoon
K Jaisay Hee Ketlee Say Cup Say Nikalti Hai Mein Peejata Hoon

2nd One:
Yeh Konsi Bari Baat Hai
Mein To Ketlee Mein He Tyaar Ker K
Ketlee Mein Hee Peejata Hoon

3rd One:
Uhh.. Yeh Konsi Bari Baat Hai
Main To Moon(Mouth) Mein
Doodh, Patee Aur Cheenee(Sugar)
Daltaa Hoon Aur Choolhay(Gas Burner)
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Apni Dua Qabool Hoo Gai Hai

admin — Tue, 10 Feb 2009 16:03:18 +0000

Ek Admi Kay Pass Two Parrots Hotay Hain
Ek Parrot Har Waqt Sajday Main Rahta Hai
Aur
Dosera Parrot Tasbi Patrta Rahta Hai
Iss Admi Kay Hamsay Kay Pass Ek Female Parrot Hoti Hai
JO BOHAT HI SHARARTI HOTI HAI
Har Waqt Kisi Ko Tang Karti Rahti Hai
Female Parrot Wala Admi Apnay Hamsay Say Kahta Hai
Kah Aap Mera Parrot Apnay Parrots Kay Pass Rakh Lain
Taikah Woh Bhi Aap Kay Parrots Ki Tarah Sharif Ho Jaiy
Woh Kahta Hai Kah Theak Hai
Lehaza Male Parrots Wala Admi
Female Parrot Ko Apnay Ghar Lay Ata Hai
Woh Female Parrot Ko Male Parrot Kay Cage Main Rakh Deta Hai
Jaisay Hi Male Parrots Female Parrot Ko Dekhta Hai
Jo Tasbih Parta Rahta Hai
Woh Apni Tasbi Door Phank Kar
Sajday Paray Huay Parrot Say Kahta Hai
Uth Yaar

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Oye Baghairt

admin — Fri, 27 Jun 2008 03:48:56 +0000

1 Admi Ka Tota(Parrot)
Daily 1 Shaks Ko
“Oye Baghairt”
Kaha Karta Tha
Us Shaks Ne Admi Se Shikayat Ki
Admi Ne Tote Ko Danta
Agle Din Jab Wo Shakhs Qareb Se Guzra To Tota Kuch Na Bola
Thora Aage Ja Ke Us Shakhs Ne Peeche Mur Ke Dekha To Tota Hjanste Howe
Bola
Samajh To Gaya Hoga TuSimilar Posts: