Aaj Hum Donp Wada Karen K
Ham Zindagi Bhar Pyar Karenge
Ham Wafa Karenge
Ham Mohabbat Karenge

Sirf Or Sirf
Apne Pyare
Pakistan

Se

Daalne Laga Me To Cheekhne Lagi Wo,
Huwa Dard Itna K Seh Na Saki Wo
Taklef Hui Itni K Boli Bahar Nikalo
Please Dosri Size Ki Choriyan Mere Hath Me Dalo.

Sang-E-Marmar Say Tarasha Gora Badan

Uff!!
Nasheela Sa Pighalta Shabab

Honto Se Lagao To Kashish Kaisi Hai
Kambkht Ye Ice Cream Chez Hi Esi Hai

A Ticket Collector In A Train Fines Rs400
For No Ticket

He Chrgd 1st Girl Rs300
Who Wz Wearing Sleevless

Rs200 To 2nd
Who Wz Wearing Sleevless & Backless

Rs100 To 3rd
Who Wz Wearing Sleevless Backles & A Mini Skirt

He Chrgd Rs 0 To The 4th One

Why?

Dirty Mind!

She Had The Ticket:-)

Aik Ganda Msg Sunaon?

Aik Larki Hoti Hai

Woh Naak K Choohay Khaati Hai
Aye Haye

Gandi Iiii

Ye Tumare

Behkte Qadam

Ye Tumare

Kanpte Hont

Ye Tumare

Bikhre Bal

Ye Tumara

Jalta Badan
Ye Tumari

Nasheli Ankhen

Muje Pehle Hi Shak Tha
Tum Charsi Ho..

Girl:
What Do You Like In Me?

Boy:
Those Who White Big Balls Having White Dots In It.

Girl:
Whattt???

Boy:
Yes I Like Your Eyes.
Its Really Beautiful..

Wife:
Bs Krö
Rät K
12-Bje Se
Kr Rhe Hö
Or
Sübh K
8-Bj Chüke Häñ

Thäke Nhi?

Hsbäñd:
Ary
Ye Tö
Küch B Nhi
Ab Tö Me
Diñ
Rät Kröñ Ga

Q

K

500 Sms Free Jö Hain

Ab To Iqrar Kar Lo
Or Na Tarpao
Ab To Bata Do
Or Na Sharmao

K

Tum Mujhe Se
Mujh Se

Ziyada Kanjoos Ho

GIRL:
Bus B Karo Ab!

BOY:
Kuch B Nahi Hota!

GIRL:
Kisi Ne Dekh Lia To?

BOY:
Kuch Nahi Hoga
Bus Sedhi Raho Aur Thora Khol Kar Rakho!

GIRL:
Bus! Boht Ho Gya
Ab Main Tmhein Aur Nahi Karny Doungi!

BOY:
Plz Thora Sa Aur Karny Do

Warna Agr Aaj B Paper Na Kar Saka
To Main Fail Ho Jawonga

Maine Apny Ghar Walo Ko Samjha Diya Hai
Wo Sub Maan Gaye Hai
Tum B Apny Ghar Walo Ko Bata Do
Wo B Maan Jaiye Gy
K

Shan Baryani K Sath
Qorma Masala Free Hai

Uski Nazar Meri Taraf Thi
Meri Nazr Uski Tarf Thi

Vo Mugh Se Kuch Kehna Chahti Thi
Main Us Se Kuch Puchna Chahta Tha

Dono Ise Uljan Mein Bethe Rahe
Aur Exam Over Ho Gaya