Archive for the ‘Bakra Eid SMS’ Category

Bakra Beauty Contest

Friday, November 27th, 2009

If You Thnk You Are Smart,
Attractive & Well Gromd
Competetive
Then Reply With Your Full Bio-Data
Because,
City Govt
Has Aranged
A Bakra Beauty Contest On Ths Eid…

Kash Aap Bakray Hotay

Friday, November 27th, 2009

Kash Aap Bakray Hotay
Ham Aap Ko Ghaas Khelaatay Aur
Piyaar Say Aap Kay Seng Hilaaty
Or Pochtay
Sms Send Kernay Mian Kanjoos Kon ?
Mian Yaaap???
To Piyaar Say Aap Boltay
Men…Men…Men…

Cow as Eid Gift

Friday, November 27th, 2009

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“.=”””””)?
‘ Y””+”Y’

EID UL ADHA (AZHA) Will Come After Few Days,
I Am The First One To Wish You EID Mubarak
And
Sending A Cow As Your EID Gift.

Ye Kya Hai EID

Friday, November 27th, 2009

Ye Kya Hai EID?

Accountant Ne Kaha,
E: Extreem Happy
I : In
D : Divide Expenses.

Businessman Ne Kah,

E: Esteem Happy
I : In
D : Discount

Lawyer Ne Kaha.

E : Event Of
I : Increase
D : Dual Happy

Lovers Ne Kaha.

E: Eik Or
I : I
D : Date

Tu Mera Bakra Hota

Friday, November 27th, 2009

Kash Is Eid Pe Tu Mera Bakra Hota..
Or Kisi Ne Nahi Main Ne Tuje Pakra Hota..
Main Roz Tujhe Pattey Khilata,

Thore Thore Nai Sare Ikathey Khilata..
Tu Mujh Ko Mai Mai Kar K Bulata,
Or Sham Ko Mai Tuje Gali Gali Gumata..
Mere Pas Gari Nahi Chakrha Hota,
Kash Is Eid Pe Tu Mera Bakra Hota..
Raat Ko Sardi Mai Tu Akra Hota,
Meri Mohabbat Mai Kuch Is Tarah Jakra Hota..

Kash Is Eid Pe Tu Mera Bakra Hota.!!

Meat Mubarak

Friday, November 27th, 2009

Everyone Sent U
Tradition Words About
Eid But I M The Fist One
To Send U
“Meat Mubarak”
And
Keep On Eating
Different Dishes
On This Season

Bakra Eid Mubarak

Friday, November 27th, 2009

Bakra Eid Mubarak
May Ur Plate Of Life
Be Always Full Of Juicy Kebabs
& Tikkas, Topped With The Chutney Of Happiness
With Best Wishes

Eid Gift New Cow

Friday, November 27th, 2009

Eid Gift (NEW COW)

Model: 2010
Color: Red
Weight: 110Kg
(Full Automatic)

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\”,”/ ” :.: )\
..” ! !”"”! ! *

Qualities:
~ Stereo System
~ Original Charger
~ 2GB Memory Card
~ Original Battery

(1 Year Warranty Till Next Eid)

Is Gift K Sath
Meri Taraf Se Aapko Advance Main
Bakra Eid Mubarak

Qurbani Ka Waqt

Friday, November 27th, 2009

Khuda Karey K Tum Ko Judai Na Mile
Kabhi Bhi Tanhai Na Mile

Mujhe Msg Na Karo To
Kuchh Aisa Ho

K Waqt Ho Qurbani Ka
Aur Tum Ko Qasaai Na Mile

Bakra Eid Ko Tu Qurbaan

Friday, November 27th, 2009

Hasi Ke Liye Gam Qurban
Khushi Ke Liye Ansu Qurban
Dost Tere Liye To Jaan Bhi Qurban
Agar Sms Nahi Bheja To
Is

Bakra Eid Ko Tu B Qurbaan

Bakra EID Ka Tohfa Hy

Friday, November 27th, 2009

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{’,’} ” :. : :.),
!,!,!”””!,!,!”

Bakra EID Ka Tohfa Hy
Rakh Lo Yar Kuch
Pta Nhi K ALLAMA MUNIB-UR-REHMAN
Kab Elaan Krde EID Ka

Bakra Or Faraz

Friday, November 27th, 2009

Hum Tumhari Hifazat Kia Karain Gay Faraz!
Humara Tu Apna Bakra Khool Kay Koi Lay Gaya Hai