Choot Bhii Kyaa Cheeza Hai, Khat.Htii Bhii Tursh Bhii
Phir Bhii Usake Joosa Men Kitanaa Mazaa Rakkhaa Hai
Sab Koii Laraaii Jhagare Se Nafarat Hai Lekin
Choot Ne Land Ke Liye Maidaan Banaa Rakkhaa Hai
Land Andar Jaaye To Choot, Khil Khil Jaatii Hai
Ek Ek Dhakke Par Land Ke, Choot Hil Hil Jaatii Hai
Aise Milen Jaise Taal Se Taal Mila Jaatii Hai
Isii Jhatake Isii Dhakke Men To Mazaa Rakkhaa Hai
Choot Har Wakt Land Ko Khush Aamadeed Kahe
Land Ke Raaste Men Us Ne Chhirakaava Kar Rakkhaa Hai
Choot Ko Land Se Muhabbat Ho Gayii Kuchh Aisii
Raat Din Usa Ne Dar Apanaa Khulaa Chhor Rakkhaa Hai
Choot Land Ko Nahalaa Dhulaa Kar Baahar Bheje
Lagataa Hai Usane Andar Hamaam Banaa Rakkhaa Hai
Jabase Land Ne Choot Ko Nishaanaa Banaa Rakkhaa Hai
Choot Ne Bhii Labon Ko Apane Baa Rakkhaa Hai
Tat.Hto Tum Choot Ko Peetate Kyon Ho
Tum Ko Kisane Andar Jaanese Rok Rakkhaa Hai
Land Ke Khauf Se Choot Sahamii Rahatii Thii Pahale
Ab To Us Ne Chudaaii Kaa Mazaa Chakh Rakkhaa Hai.
Hum Bhol Jane Walon Ko Aisi Saza Dete Hen,
WAH WAH IRSHAD
Hum Bhool Jane Walon Ko Aisi
Saza Dete Hen,
HATH OTHA TE Hen NAHI
Aur
Aur
TATTE DABA DETE HEN.
Munna (Rote Hue!):
Munni Woh Din Beet Gaye
Sachmuch Hee Woh Din Beet Gaye.
Ab Choot Ki Darshan Ki Khatir,
Hum Choot-Chalisa Padhte Hain.
Par Choot Naheen Darshan Deti,
Hum Lund Ragadte Rahte Hain.
Par Waqt Humaara Aayega,
Jab Hum Bhi Tum Ko Chodenge.
Tum Lund-Lund Chillaogi,
Hum Choot Mein Danda Pelenge.
Munni Munne Ko Kam Na Samajh,
Yeh Teri Maiyya Chodega.
Tu Pair Pakad Kar Royegi
Teri Choot Mein Bamboo Thokegaa.
Munna Bhi Hai Bharat Ka,
Tujhko Nanga Kar Dega.
Tu Lakh Jod Lena Tango Ko,
Teri Choot Ko Choosega.
Tujhko Poora Geela Karke,
Munna Lund Andar Ghusaayega.
Choosega Tere Honthon Ko,
Choochi Teri Chabaayega.
Tu Cheekhegi, Chillayegi Par,
Koi Naheen Bachaayega.
Ragad Ragad Ke Munna Lega,
Apni Tujhe Banaayega.
Munna:
Munni Who Din Yaad Karo….
Jab Hum-Tum Saath Mein Sote Thhe,
Tum Choot Mein Kheti Karti Thhi,
Hum Lund Pe Ganne Bote Thhe.
Munni:
Munna Woh Din Beet Gaye,
Jab Choot Mein Hoti Thhi Kheti.
Ab Lund Ki Faslo Ke Darr Se,
Meri Choot Akeyli Hai Soti.
Munna:
Munni Woh Din Yaad Karo…
Jab Luka-Chhipi Khelte Thhe Hum.
Tum Lahanga Pahan Ke Aati Thhi,
Aur Usme Chhup Jaate Thhe Hum.
Munni:
Munna Woh Din Beet Gaye…
Jab Ghus Gaye Thhe Tum Lahange Mein.
Ab Tum Poorey Bhaaloo Ho,
Aur Shahad Ka Chhatta Lagange Mein.
Munna:
Munni Woh Din Yaad Karo…
Jab Saath Mein Khele Thhe Holi.
Choot Mein Ungli Daali Humne,
Bhigaa Ke Teri Wo Choli.
Munni:
Munna Wo Din Beet Gaye…
Ab Choot Humaari Pyaari Hai.
Kyon Holi Ki Baatein Ab Jab,
Lauda Tera Bhikhaari Hai.
Munna:
Munni Woh Din Yaad Karo,
Jab Hum-Tum Saath Nahate Thhe.
Tum Choot Pe Saabun Malti Thhi,
Hum Lund Pe Jhaag Udaate Thhe.
Munni:
Munna Woh Din Beet Gaye,
Ab Choot Chhupane Ki Hai Baari,
Bhoolo Un Beeti Yaadon Ko,
Munni Bharat Ki Ab Hai Naari.
Munna:
Munni Woh Din Yaad Karo..
Jab Hum Doctor-Mareez Ban Jaate Thhe.
Dil Ki Dhadkan Check Karne Ko,
Choochi Pe Ragad Lagaate Thhe.
Munni:
Munna Who Din Beet Gaye,
Ab Choochi Choli Ke Andar Hai.
Ghoor-Ghoor Ke Dekh Tu Mammey,
Ab Tu Bhookha Bandar Hai.
Khade Ho Tum Aur Khada Hai Neechey,
Lund Tumhara Mere Andar!!
Ucchal Rahi Hoon Upar Neechey,
Muskaan Tuhari Kitni Sundar!!
Pehli Baar Chudi Hoon Aise,
Majaa Aaa Gaya Hai Mohan!
Ab Baithungi Main Upar Aur,
Karoongi Laude Ka Aarohan!!
Lund Pe Main Ab Ucchal Rahi Hoon,
Chilla Rahe Ho Tum, Dheerey!
Sabar Naheen Hota Hai Mohan,
Toot Chukey Dheeraj Ke Dorey!!
Nahin, Nahin, Chillati Hoon Main,
Kheench Liya Lauda Tumne!
Mere Munh Aur Mammon Pe,
Doodh Baha Daala Tumne!!
Kucchh Aahein Aur Thandi Saansein!
Aisa Hai Ab Mera Haal!
Mammon Ko Haath Lagaate Hi,
Toot Chuke Hain Mere Khayaal!!
Khatam Ho Gayi Hai Ab Film,
Main Hoon Aur Bas Mera Takiya!
Tum Bin Hoon Main Jaise Birhan,
Katengi Kaise Meri Ratiyan??
Oh Mohan, Jaldi Aa Jao,
Ro-Rokar Main Mar Jaungi!
Aaj 21 Hai, 24 Tak Main,
Bas Naam Tumhara Dohraungi!!
Ab Ladki Ne Uth Kar Ke,
Liya Hai Lund Apne Munh Mein!
Aankh Band Kar Li Ladke Ne,
Aaah, Ummm Laga Hai Ratne!!
Kho Gayi Hoon Main Sapno Mein,
Ab Choos Rahi Hoon Lund Tera!
Tatton Ko Ab Chhat Rahi Hoon,
Tu Mera, Bas Hai Mera!!
Tumhen Ghumakar Lita Diya Hai,
Jeebh Gaand Mein Daali Hai!
Jhatka Sa Khaaya Hai Tumne,
Kaisi Mast Chudaayee Hai!!
Meri Zulf Ko Jaangh Pe Paakar,
Foonk Gaand Pe Paate Hi!
Lund Tumhara Badh Jaata Hai,
Jeebh Gaand Mein Jaate Hi!!
Utha Liya Hai Tumne Mujhko,
Apni Chaudi Baahon Mein!
Khade-Khade Hi Sar Ko Apne,
Fansa Liya Meri Taangon Mein!!
Naa Jaane Kab Band Karee,
Maine Ye Manhoos Kitaab!
Rubb Jaane Kab Shuru Karee,
Vcd Pe Film Kharaab!!
Baageechaa Hai Bahut Hi Sundar,
Leyti Hai Jismein Ik Ladki!
Ladka Chaat Raha Hai Choot,
Bana Chuka Jisko Khidki!!
Beech Beech Mein Chhoo Leyta Hai,
Ladki Ke Dono Mammey!
Mano Khudko Na Samjhein Wo,
Naakara, Manhoos, Nikammey!!
Chaat-Chaat Ke Baha Raha Hai,
Sundar Fuddi Ladki Ki!
Choot Chatora Hai Ye Ghazab Ka,
Kismat Khul Gayi, Ladki Ki!!
Bistar Par Main Leyti Hoon,
Ik Kitaab Mere Haathon Mein!
Dil Mein Khayaal Hai Bas Tera,
Soorat Teri Hai Aankhon Mein!!
Khidksi Se Main Dekh Rahi Hoon,
Fula Rahe Ho Seena Tum!
Main Sharma Kar Bhaag Rahi Hoon,
Chodna Chaahte Ho Ab Tum!!
Chadh Gaye Ho Tum Mere Upar,
Choot Utha Dee Hai Maine!
Bas Ik Pal Mein Choda Tumne,
Jhatka Saa, Khaya Maine!!
Dekh Rahi Thhi Chhat Par Main,
Bas, Kabootaron Ki Ik Jodi!
Munn Mein Tum Aise Base Hue,
Laga Tum Upar Aur Main Ghodi!!
Phir Se Panna Palta Hai Ab,
Koshish Kitab Ko Padhne Ki!
Har Pankti Mein Tum Ho Dikhte,
Koshish Fijool Hai Badhne Ki!!
Rona Is Bat Ka Hai K Rona Nhi Aata
Wo Payega Kya Jise Khona Nhi Aata
Wo Ganda Tha Ganda Hai Or Ganda Rahega
Jisay Potti Karne K Baad Dhona Nhi Aata..
