Zindagi Mein Hamesha
Aik Bat Yad Rakho Kabhi
Kisi K Dil Se Mat Khelo
Kyunk Dil Aik Hi Hota Hai,

Agar Khelna Hai To Aao,

Mere Tatton Se Khelo
Ye 2 Hain:-P

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue…
I’m In Love But Not With You..
When We Broke Up You Thought I Cried
But All It Was..
Was Another Guy
You Told Your Friends That I Was A Trick
I Told Mine That You Had A Weak Dick
I Said I Loved You
And You Thought It Was True
But Guess What Baby?
You Got Played Too!!

10 Minutes Of Pleasure
9 Months In Pain
3 Days In Hospital
A Baby Without A Name
The Baby Is A Bastard
The Mother Is A Whore
This Never Wouldn’t Have Happened
If The Rubber Wouldn’t Have Torn

Name The Three Greatest Kings Of The World?

Sucking
Licking And
Fucking!

NEWS FLASH:
Our Cricket Team Has A New Sponsor
“STAYFREE SANITARY NAPKINS”.

The BCCI Thought It
Appropriate Since The Team Is
Going Thru A Bad Period…

70 WAYS TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY:
NUMBER 1 IS SHOPPING

AND THE REST IS “69”

A Woman Married A One Legged Man
She Wrote To Her Mother :
My Husband Has Only “ONE FOOT”

Her Mother Replied :
You Are Lucky,
Your Papa Has Only “5 INCHES”

Roses Are Red,
Violets Are Corny
When I Think Of You
Ohh Baby I Get Horny
Eat Me
Beat Me
Bite Me
Blow Me
Suck Me
Blah Blah Me
Very Slowly
If You Kiss Me
Dont Be Sassy
Use Your Tongue And Make It Nasty!!!!

Ronaldo Ne World Cup Jeet Kar Shirt Utar Di
Dhoni Ne Twenty 20 World Cup Jeet Kar Shirt Utar Di..
.
.
.
.
.
Yeh Kambakht Sania Mirza
Kab World Cup Jete Gi?

Lady To A Doc:
An Ant Entered My Vagina
Pls Help

Doc Removes Her Panty
&
Starts Having Sex With Her

Lady:
What R U Doing?

Doc:
This Is The Only Way
2 Drown The Bastard!

Teacher:
Name Some Films
That Have Almost Same Stories?

Pappu:
Madam, Blue Films.

Dr:
Jor Se Saans Lijiye
Lambi Saans
Aur Lambi Then A Sound Came “Khatak”

Dr:
Oh! Lagata Hai Aapka
Rib Fracture Hai.

Lady:
Chup Raho,
Meri Bra Ka Huk Toot Gya Hai.