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Cricketer Describing A Nude Girl:

There Is No Cover
There Is No Extra Cover
There 2 Silly Points
2 Fine Legs & A Deep Gully
With Little Grass On The Pitch.

Heaven Is There
When We Have

German Car
Chinese Food
American Salary
And Nepali Wife.

Hell Is There
When We Have

Chinese Car
Gernam Food
American Wife And
Nepali Salary.

Love Is A Gamble,
Sex Is A Game,
Boyz Do The Thing
Girls Get The Blame,
1 Night In Pleasure
9 Months Of Pain
1 Day In Hospital And
A Junior Needs A Name

It’s The Thing That Satisfies
Ur Mind, Body & Soul!
Do It On Bed, On A Sofa,
In The Car Or Anywhere!
It’s Called Prayer!
God Bless Ur Naughty Mind.

Can We Do Romance In The Midnight Today?
I’m In A Good Mood

Just A Little Bit Of Kissing And Biting!!
Reply Me Soon,
Yours Loving Mosquito.

A Man While Making Love To His Maid,
Exclaimed:
Martha Ur Are Sweeter Than My Wife

The Maid Smiled And Said:
I Know Cos The Driver Always Tells Me So

A Short Thing
Its Get Longer As U Hold It
& Pass Between Woman’s Breast
& Enters Into A Small Hole
What Is It?

Ans. Cars Seat Belt…
U Dirty Mind

A Young Girl After Her Honeymoon
Came Fully Exhausted And Tired,
When Her Friends Asked Her What Happened?

She Replied :
When This 70 Year Old Bastard Told Me
He Has Saved A Lot From Last 50 Years,
“I Thought It Was MONEY”