Bcha Apni Baji Se:
Baji Apko Pta He
Abbu Ammi 3 Din Se Room Se Q Nhi Nkle?

Baji:
Nhi, Pr Tm Hans Q Rhe Ho?

Bcha:
Baji Abbu Ne Tail Manga Tha Mene ELFY Dedi

Life Of Woman Revolves Around Clothes

Morning-Washing Clothes
NOON-Drying Clothes
EVNING-Ironing Clothes
NIGHT-Opening Clothes
MIDNITE-No Clothes
EARLY MORNING-Searching For Clothes

Honth Jab Honth Se Milte Hai
To Kya Hota Hai?
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Humesha Galat Hi Socha Karo

Munh Band Ho Jaata Hai
Aur Kya?

Dunia Me Sabse Himmat Wala Kon?
DHOBI
Kisike B Ghar Jake Keh Sakta Hai
Sab,Madam Ko Bolo
Kapde Nikal K Rakhe
Ma Abhi Aka Late Hu

Nhi
Plz

Niche
Mat
Dabao

Kch
Ho Jayega

Plz

Dekho

Mat Kro

Maan Jao Na
Plz

Wrna
Ho Jayega
Plz

Mat
Dabao
Aaaah

Uff

Dekha

Ho Gaya Na

Sms
Khatam..

Whenevr I See A Beautiful Girl With
Fair Complexion
Sexy Figure
Long Hair
D Only Thing I Remember Is The Tata Sky Slogan..
ISKO BAJA DALA, TO LIFE JINGA LALA

2 Lund Flim Ka Tickat Laytay Hai
Pehla Lund Dosre Se Bolta Hai Yar
Flim Sexy Na Hoo

Dosra Lund :
Kio Bay

Pehla Lund :
Salay Nahi To Sari Flim Kharay Ho Kar Daykhna Parhay Ga

Na Tamana Hai Sataron Ki Na Tamana Hai Nazaro Ki
Bus App Jaisa Koi Miljaye Ju Maa Chod De Saron Ki

A Sweet Girl Goes To Banta’s Shop And Said:
Mujhe Underwear Dikhao

Banta Sharmate Hue:
Aaj Pehan Kar Nahin Aaya

Pehelay Haath Mein Lo
Phir Moon Mein Lo
Phir Thuk Lagao
Phir Under Gusao
Kitna Mushkil Hota Hai Sui Mein Dhaaga Daalna

A Girl Askd Her Boyfrnd:

Wat Do U Like Most In Me
My Pretty Face Or My Sexy Body?

He Looked At Her Frm Top To Toe And Replied:
I Like Ur Sense Of Humour..

Aj Kal Ladkiyo Ke Kapde

Yahan Se Less
Wahan Se Less
Kabhi Sleevless
To Kabhi Bakeless
Or Koi Ladka Ghur Ke Dekhe To

Oh How Mannerless