Basa Hai Mere Man Mandir Mein,
Bas, Mere Mohan Ka Lauda.
Har Guzra Lamaha Mohan Bin,
Jaise Seene Par Ek Hathauda.

Yaad Mujhe Aata Hai Wo Din,
Jab Humne Dekhi Thhi “Aatish”,
Beech Hall Mein Baith Ke Humne,
Kaise Ki Who, Pyaari Saajish.

Film Shuru Hote Hee Ek Dum,
Haath Tera Ghus Gaya Shirt Mein,
Sahlaaye Mammey Tumne Aur,
Aag Lag Gayi Mere Tan-Mann Mein.

Phir Tumne ‘Zip’ Kholi Apni,
Maine Haath Badhaaya Thha,
Meri Bechaini Pe Muskakar,
Mamma Tumne Sahlaaya Thha.

Mere Haath Pe, Thook Ragad Ke,
Tumne Lauda Pakdaaya Phir,
Pauna Ghanta Ragada Lund Aur,
Phir Rakhha Laude Pe Mera Sir.

Choosa Tumko, Kayee Palon Tak,
Phir Tumne Jhatkaa Khaaya,
Mehnat Meri Rang Laayi Aur,
Munh Me “Charanaamrit Aaya”.

Daali Tumne Ungli Mujhme,
Aur Phir Choot Sahlayee Thhee,
Kucch Aankhe, Bas Humpe Hee Thhee,
Dekh Ke Main Ghabrayee Thhee.

Bade Pyaar Se Us Ganje Ko,
Kaise Tumne Toka Thha,
“Ullu Picture, Hai Pardey Par”,
Ye Keh Karke Roka Thha.

Aur Sabar, Kar Paana Abto,
Ho Gaya Thha Bilkul Namumkin,
Kaise Ghuse Thhe, Hum Toilet Mein,
Kaise Dauda Phir Har Pal-Chhin.

Nanga Karke Tumne Mujhko,
Taang Meri Jo Uthhayi Phir,
Chhati-Kaati, Phuddi Meri,
Dil Ne Lee Angdaayi Phir.

Aakhir Phir Wo Lamaha Aaya,
Jab Choot Me Tumne Daala Lund,
Maausam Thha Janvari Ka Lekin,
Kisko Parvah, Kaisee Thund?

Kandhe Pe Thhee, Taang Meri Ik,
Lund Tumahara Andar Thha,
Kaise Mohan, Uthha-Uthha Ke,
Tumne Mujhko Chhoda Thha.

Nikal Rahi Thhee, Cheekhein Meri,
Nikal Gaya Thha Duniya Ka Dar,
Aisi Thee Beraham Chudaayyee,
Bhool Gayi Thhee Babul Ka Ghar.

Theek Waqt Pe, Peechhe Hatkar,
Kheench Liya Apna “Shiv Ling,
Munh Me Lauda Daala Tumne,
Dhanya Hui Paake “Real Thing”.

Kitne Pyaare Ho Tum Mohan,
Meri Khushiyaa Hain Tumko Pyaari,
Tript Ho Gaye Thhe Tum Phir Bhi,
Choosi Phir Se Meri Phuddi Nyaari.

Nikley Thhe Jab Hum-Tum Bahar,
Kaisa Ghazab Nazaara Thha,
Cihpke Thhey Darwaze Se Chaudah,
Chaudah Lundon Ka Nazaara Thha.

Hansee Thee Kitna Baad Mein Main Jab,
Kissa Tumne Samjhayaa Mujhko,
Muthh Maarna Kyaa Hota Hai,
Jab Tumne Batlaayaa Mujhko.

Ek Baras Se Hoon Main Tanaha,
Choot Meri Pyaasi Hai Mohan,
Please Aa Jao, Amreeka Se Ab,
Sirf Tumhaara, Hai Ye Tan-Mann

Sex Is Bad
Sex Is A Sin
Sins Are Forgiven
So Stick It In

Sex Is When A Guys Communication
Enters A Girls Information
To Increase The Population
For A Younger Generation
Do You Get The Information…
Or Do You Need A Demonstration

Men Are Like Public Toilets
They Are Either Engaged Or Full Of Shit!

Mental Anxiety,
Mental Breakdowns
Menstrual Cramps
Menopause…
Did You Ever Notice
How All Our Problems Begin With MEN!

Roses Are Red,
Violets Are Corny
When I Think Of You
Ohh Baby I Get Horny
Eat Me
Beat Me
Bite Me
Blow Me
Suck Me
Blah Blah Me
Very Slowly
If You Kiss Me
Dont Be Sassy
Use Your Tongue And Make It Nasty!!!!

Lips Are 4 Snoggin
Beds Are 4 Rockin
Clits Are For Caressin
Clothes Are 4 Undressin
Ears Are 4 Lickin
Tits Are 4 Suckin
The Clock Is Tickin
So Lets Get F***Ing!

Seven Wise Men With Knowledge So Fine
Created A Pussy To Their Design

First Was A Butcher, With Smart Wit
Using A Knife, He Gave It A Slit

Second Was A Carpenter, Strong And Bold
With A Hammer And Chisel, He Gave It A Hole

Third Was A Tailor, Tall And Thin
By Using Red Velvet, He Lined It Within

Fourth Was A Hunter, Short And Stout
With A Piece Of Fox Fur, He Lined It Without

Fifth Was A Fisherman, Nasty As Hell
Threw In A Fish And Gave It A Smell

Sixth Was A Preacher, Whose Name Was Mcgee
Touched It And Blessed It, And Said It Could Pee,

Last Was A Sailor, Dirty Little Runt,
Who Sucked It And F**Ked It, And Called It A C**T