Ek Aurat Apne Padosi K Sath Sex Kar Rahi Thi
K Tbhi Uska Pati Aa Gaya Aur Padosi Ko Pitne Laga

Patni Boli:
Maro Aur Maro Prai Aurat Pe Hath Dalta Hai
Itne Me Padosi Uske Pati Ko Pitne Laga

Patni Fir Boli:
Maro Aur Maro
Na Karta Hai Na Karne Daita Hai

Sir:
Tum Bade Ho Ya Tumhare Papa?

Student:
Main.

Sir:
Wo Kaise?

Student:
Maine Mummy Ka Doodh Peena Chhod Diya Hai
Lekin PAPA Abhi Bhi Peete Hain

A Boy & Girl Of KG Class
Asked Teacher:
Kya Chote Baccho Ke Bacche Ho Sakte Hai?

Teacher:
No.

Boy Said To Girl:
Bas Dekha!
Tu Aise Hi Dar Rahi Thi.

Duniya Mein Sab Se Himmat Wala Kaun?
Ans:
Dhobi

Kabhi Bhi Kisi Ke Ghar Jaa Kar
Koi Bol Sakta Hai
Sahib Bibi Ji Ko Bolo
Kapde Nikal Kar Rakhe
Mein Abhi Aa Ke Leta Hu

1 HAKEEM Sex Ki Goli Bech Rha Tha

Jo 1 Lega Uska Lamba Hoga

Jo 2 Lega Us Ka Khamba Hoga

1 Admi Bola
Jo 3 Lega?

HAKEEM Bola
Bhai
Chodna Ha Ya KHODNA Hai?

Bivi Ne Kele Khaye
Or
Zor Zor Say Breast Hilane Lagi.
Shohar Ne Poocha Ye Kia Kar Rai Ho?

Bivi Sharma Kar Boli:
Jee Mai Milk Shake Bana Rai Thi
Munay K Liye.

Bubbli Mini Skirt Mei
Jiju K Pas Aa Kr Boli

“Jiju! Dekhye To,
Jhukne Se Mri Penti Dikhti Hy Kya?

Jija G:
Pehle Penty Pehn Tu Lo Phir Dekhana.

Bubbli:
Papa Nokar Ne Mera Rape Kr Dya

Sardar:
Hy! O Rabba Meri Beti Ne
Uska Kya Bigara Tha?

Bubbli:
Mei Ne Nokar Aur Ami Ko
Sex Krte Huve Dekh Lya Tha

Ek Larki Ko Peche Se Kisi Ne Ungli Di
Or Chup Gia.

Peche Ek 65 Sala Baba Kara Tha.

LARKI:
Baba G Miscal Apne Di?

BABA Shalwar Kol K Bola:
Mera To Balance Hi
Khatam Hai.

Doctor To Lady:
Do You Want To See
Near To You
On The Deliver Time The Father Of New Baby

Lady :
No My Husband Do Not Like The Him

Some Time Getting The Ketchup
Out Of The Jar Is A Tough Job

A Woman Was Trying Hard
To Get The Ketchup Out Of The Jar..
During Her Struggle The Phone Rang
So She Asked:
Her 4-Year-Old Daughter To Answer The Phone.
Mommy Can’t Come To The Phone
To Talk To You Right Now.

She’s Hitting The Bottle….!”