Archive for the ‘Adult Jokes’ Category

Prai Aurat Pe Hath Dalta Hai

Friday, October 30th, 2009

Ek Aurat Apne Padosi K Sath Sex Kar Rahi Thi
K Tbhi Uska Pati Aa Gaya Aur Padosi Ko Pitne Laga

Patni Boli:
Maro Aur Maro Prai Aurat Pe Hath Dalta Hai
Itne Me Padosi Uske Pati Ko Pitne Laga

Patni Fir Boli:
Maro Aur Maro
Na Karta Hai Na Karne Daita Hai

Adult Jokes SMS – Mummy Ka Doodh

Monday, April 20th, 2009

Sir:
Tum Bade Ho Ya Tumhare Papa?

Student:
Main.

Sir:
Wo Kaise?

Student:
Maine Mummy Ka Doodh Peena Chhod Diya Hai
Lekin PAPA Abhi Bhi Peete Hain

Boy Girl Sex – Illegal Sex

Monday, April 20th, 2009

A Boy & Girl Of KG Class
Asked Teacher:
Kya Chote Baccho Ke Bacche Ho Sakte Hai?

Teacher:
No.

Boy Said To Girl:
Bas Dekha!
Tu Aise Hi Dar Rahi Thi.

Adult SMS Messages – Himmat Wala

Monday, April 20th, 2009

Duniya Mein Sab Se Himmat Wala Kaun?
Ans:
Dhobi

Kabhi Bhi Kisi Ke Ghar Jaa Kar
Koi Bol Sakta Hai
Sahib Bibi Ji Ko Bolo
Kapde Nikal Kar Rakhe
Mein Abhi Aa Ke Leta Hu

Sex Ki Goli SMS – Chodna Hai

Monday, April 20th, 2009

1 HAKEEM Sex Ki Goli Bech Rha Tha

Jo 1 Lega Uska Lamba Hoga

Jo 2 Lega Us Ka Khamba Hoga

1 Admi Bola
Jo 3 Lega?

HAKEEM Bola
Bhai
Chodna Ha Ya KHODNA Hai?

Breast SMS – Milk Shake

Monday, April 20th, 2009

Bivi Ne Kele Khaye
Or
Zor Zor Say Breast Hilane Lagi.
Shohar Ne Poocha Ye Kia Kar Rai Ho?

Bivi Sharma Kar Boli:
Jee Mai Milk Shake Bana Rai Thi
Munay K Liye.

Hindi Sexy SMS – Jiju Aur Saali

Friday, April 17th, 2009

Bubbli Mini Skirt Mei
Jiju K Pas Aa Kr Boli

“Jiju! Dekhye To,
Jhukne Se Mri Penti Dikhti Hy Kya?

Jija G:
Pehle Penty Pehn Tu Lo Phir Dekhana.

Hindi Dirty SMS – Hindi Rape SMS

Friday, April 17th, 2009

Bubbli:
Papa Nokar Ne Mera Rape Kr Dya

Sardar:
Hy! O Rabba Meri Beti Ne
Uska Kya Bigara Tha?

Bubbli:
Mei Ne Nokar Aur Ami Ko
Sex Krte Huve Dekh Lya Tha