Archive for the ‘Adult Jokes’ Category
Prai Aurat Pe Hath Dalta Hai
Friday, October 30th, 2009Ek Aurat Apne Padosi K Sath Sex Kar Rahi Thi
K Tbhi Uska Pati Aa Gaya Aur Padosi Ko Pitne Laga
Patni Boli:
Maro Aur Maro Prai Aurat Pe Hath Dalta Hai
Itne Me Padosi Uske Pati Ko Pitne Laga
Patni Fir Boli:
Maro Aur Maro
Na Karta Hai Na Karne Daita Hai
Adult Jokes SMS – Mummy Ka Doodh
Monday, April 20th, 2009Sir:
Tum Bade Ho Ya Tumhare Papa?
Student:
Main.
Sir:
Wo Kaise?
Student:
Maine Mummy Ka Doodh Peena Chhod Diya Hai
Lekin PAPA Abhi Bhi Peete Hain
Boy Girl Sex – Illegal Sex
Monday, April 20th, 2009A Boy & Girl Of KG Class
Asked Teacher:
Kya Chote Baccho Ke Bacche Ho Sakte Hai?
Teacher:
No.
Boy Said To Girl:
Bas Dekha!
Tu Aise Hi Dar Rahi Thi.
Adult SMS Messages – Himmat Wala
Monday, April 20th, 2009Duniya Mein Sab Se Himmat Wala Kaun?
Ans:
Dhobi
Kabhi Bhi Kisi Ke Ghar Jaa Kar
Koi Bol Sakta Hai
Sahib Bibi Ji Ko Bolo
Kapde Nikal Kar Rakhe
Mein Abhi Aa Ke Leta Hu
Sex Ki Goli SMS – Chodna Hai
Monday, April 20th, 20091 HAKEEM Sex Ki Goli Bech Rha Tha
Jo 1 Lega Uska Lamba Hoga
Jo 2 Lega Us Ka Khamba Hoga
1 Admi Bola
Jo 3 Lega?
HAKEEM Bola
Bhai
Chodna Ha Ya KHODNA Hai?
Breast SMS – Milk Shake
Monday, April 20th, 2009Bivi Ne Kele Khaye
Or
Zor Zor Say Breast Hilane Lagi.
Shohar Ne Poocha Ye Kia Kar Rai Ho?
Bivi Sharma Kar Boli:
Jee Mai Milk Shake Bana Rai Thi
Munay K Liye.
Hindi Sexy SMS – Jiju Aur Saali
Friday, April 17th, 2009Bubbli Mini Skirt Mei
Jiju K Pas Aa Kr Boli
“Jiju! Dekhye To,
Jhukne Se Mri Penti Dikhti Hy Kya?
Jija G:
Pehle Penty Pehn Tu Lo Phir Dekhana.
Hindi Dirty SMS – Hindi Rape SMS
Friday, April 17th, 2009Bubbli:
Papa Nokar Ne Mera Rape Kr Dya
Sardar:
Hy! O Rabba Meri Beti Ne
Uska Kya Bigara Tha?
Bubbli:
Mei Ne Nokar Aur Ami Ko
Sex Krte Huve Dekh Lya Tha
Hindi Adult SMS – Balance Khatam Hai
Tuesday, April 14th, 2009Ek Larki Ko Peche Se Kisi Ne Ungli Di
Or Chup Gia.
Peche Ek 65 Sala Baba Kara Tha.
LARKI:
Baba G Miscal Apne Di?
BABA Shalwar Kol K Bola:
Mera To Balance Hi
Khatam Hai.
Funny Desi Jokes – Father of Baby
Wednesday, March 18th, 2009Doctor To Lady:
Do You Want To See
Near To You
On The Deliver Time The Father Of New Baby
Lady :
No My Husband Do Not Like The Him
Ketchup Out Of Jar
Wednesday, March 18th, 2009Some Time Getting The Ketchup
Out Of The Jar Is A Tough Job
A Woman Was Trying Hard
To Get The Ketchup Out Of The Jar..
During Her Struggle The Phone Rang
So She Asked:
Her 4-Year-Old Daughter To Answer The Phone.
Mommy Can’t Come To The Phone
To Talk To You Right Now.
She’s Hitting The Bottle….!”
